MELLIVORA

MELLIVORA

The unmarketing agency

The unmarketing agency

MELLIVORA

The unmarketing agency

Mellivora is here to cleanse
the plague of mediocrity and ignite your true potential.
It’s time to say, ‘screw you’ to the status quo!

Don't settle for mediocrity

embrace the Mellivora way!

Mellivora is here to cleanse
the plague of mediocrity and ignite your true potential.


It’s time to say, ‘screw you’ to the status quo!

Don't settle for mediocrity

embrace the Mellivora way!

Who Needs Hype?

Who Needs Hype?

It takes them a month to build you a website.
It takes us two weeks to ignite a rebellion.
Feel the difference.

It takes them a month to build you a website.

It takes us two weeks to ignite a rebellion.

Feel the difference.

Cute honey badger as a symbol of Mellivora with honest eyes
Cute honey badger as a symbol of Mellivora with honest eyes
Cute honey badger as a symbol of Mellivora with honest eyes

JUST LOOK IN THESE EYES

JUST LOOK IN THESE EYES

JUST LOOK IN THESE EYES

Honesty

Honesty

Experience Mellivora's brutal honesty and transparency. We’re here to prove, once and for all, that the marketing world has been plagued by hypocritical fraudsters. With Mellivora, you will solve your problem.

Where average meets its doom.

Where average meets its doom.

Animated forest from the ground perspective symbolizing the doom of the average

The Nitty Gritty

What makes Mellivora different?

We hate marketing agencies as much as you do. No fluff, just results. That’s our motto.

How do you measure success?

We focus on performance metrics that truly matter, like your revenue and customer happiness, not vanity metrics or empty buzzwords.

How we operate

How we operate

01
01

The problem

The problem

You come to us and we decipher your business needs. We sit and talk about your business.
Our expertise lets us to see it through and discover things you have never thought about.

Then we do our homework. We perform the market research and in a few days we come up with a strategy on how to achieve the results you need, including the prices for everything.

Easy now, we don't want your money yet.

02
02

The offer

The offer

We do our homework: The market research and everything else what's needed.

In a few days we come up with a strategy on how to achieve the results you need, including the prices for everything.

Most of the agencies will ask for some 25000 euro at this stage. Screw them, branding is on us.

Think for some time.
Just don't take too long.

03
03

You say YES and pay

You say YES and pay

Here is where you find out about additional fees and that… Wait, that's from some other agency.


When we say we give you the price for everything, we literally give you the price for everything.


No extra fees, we know how to count the budgets beforehand, duh.

04
04

Clean out the stables

Clean out the stables

It's time to execute the strategy.

Bare in mind that the strategy we create is tailored specifically to your desired outcomes. For someone it might be just digital establishment, for others - huge marketing campaign worldwide.

The scale is up to you.

05
05

Rock&Roll

Rock&Roll

It's time to execute the strategy.

Bare in mind that the strategy we create is tailored specifically to your desired outcomes. For someone it might be just digital establishment, for others - huge marketing campaign worldwide.

The scale is up to you.

Here is for the "lazy to read" part of you:

Here is for the "lazy to read" part of you:

Step 1: You tell us what hurts and we give you your diagnosis

Step 1: You tell us what hurts and we give you your diagnosis

Step 2: We make our offer

Step 2: We make our offer

Step 3: You pay

Step 3: You pay

Step 4: Get everything straight and neat

Step 4: Get everything straight and neat

Step 5: Watch the magic happen

Step 5: Watch the magic happen

astronaut reaching the light, showcasing the unconventional approach of Mellivora
astronaut reaching the light, showcasing the unconventional approach of Mellivora
astronaut reaching the light, showcasing the unconventional approach of Mellivora

Unconventional Approach

We challenge conventional marketing tactics with out-of-the-box strategies.

Chain link fence - the tyranny of mediocre marketing
Chain link fence - the tyranny of mediocre marketing
Chain link fence - the tyranny of mediocre marketing

Break the Chains

Liberate your brand from the tyranny of mediocre marketing.

Ready to shake things up? Join the rebellion and watch your brand rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

Ready to shake things up?
Join the rebellion and watch your brand rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

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100+

Social justice warriors triggered

Social justice warriors triggered

<1 day

<1 day

To build a brand that works

To build a brand that works

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Marketing Nonsense

Marketing Nonsense

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Unapologetic Service

Unapologetic Service

IGNITE NOW

IGNITE NOW

If your car is broken you don't wait for it to fix itself.

Why do you think your business will?


STOP WASTING TIME!

Kumamon meme funny animation setting everything on fire
Kumamon meme funny animation setting everything on fire

Amp Up Your Business

Amp Up Your Business

Brave Designs

We create ballsy designs that command attention and leave a powerful impression.

Butterfly effect

We are not seeking to drain your budget, we are looking for psychological solutions that have large-scale effect

Revolutionary Marketing

It’s time to partner with a team who truly gets it.

Dare to Be Brave,
Dare to Be Awesome

Dare to Be Brave,
Dare to Be Awesome

We work with all types of businesses that have the guts to make a real impact. Do you have what it takes? If we like your project, money doesn’t matter. Let’s transform the world together. Are you in?

“The future belongs to the rebels, the iconoclasts, and the brave.”

roaring lion photo
roaring lion photo

ANNIHILATION OF BORING MARKETING HAS BEGUN.

ANNIHILATION OF BORING MARKETING HAS BEGUN.

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MELLIVORA

The unmarketing agency

© Mellivora 2023. All rights reversed.

MELLIVORA

The unmarketing agency

© Mellivora 2023. All rights reversed.

MELLIVORA

The unmarketing agency

© Mellivora 2023. All rights reversed.